Poop A vs Poop B

Poop A
I am the better poop,

You are the worserer poop,

FECES!

Poop B
Nope, you are the worse poop,

At least I flush!

EXCREMENT!

Poop C
AW SHIT YALL POOP C IN DA HOUSE

GONNA FLUSH YOU ALL DOWN LIKE A GARDEN MOUSE!

Who won? Poop A Poop B Poop C